Not a Banner Day For Niese, offense, Valdy’s arm Just for Andrew Brown
If Mets free agents Tend to turn out like Marcum Better that they’re broke
First Ike delivers, Then Baxter, once again, makes The closer’s job moot
De Aza strikes first No fault of Hefner’s, but fans Want Wheeler, and soon
Nice going, Baxter Your heroics this time can’t Get Harvey a win
A Wright bolt ties it Tejada, Murph hits earn lead Familia saves!
Thanks to Valdespin And Wright’s near-cycle, Mets don’t Get swept by… Marlins
Hefner’s gem wasted Recker lets it get away Team’s defensive catcher
Buck’s homer gets lead But overpopulated Duck pond left untouched
Mets wait patiently Drawing six walks from Hamels Then wasting them all
Gee tires in sixth Kendrick is untouchable Mets are held scoreless
Like Halley’s Comet, Stellar Hefner start appeared But Mets closed their eyes
Harvey bleeds real blood Wright’s line drive sends game to tenth ‘Spin slam sends fans home
Mark Ellis! Beware! Destroyer of Niese! Hex of Bullpens! Nemesis!
Jayson Werth, on decision that decided the game.