So I have no idea what to expect from Jordany Valdespin, do you? Will he hit? Will he walk? Can he play even a passable center field? Will he wear proper protection? Can he procreate after this week?
So I have a copy of Knuckleball! to give away, and it goes to whoever comes up with the best Jordany Valdespin Fan Fiction. I’ll publish it on the site, so it needs to be vaguely newspaper appropriate. But I’m leaving this open-ended, because, well, I think Valdespin is open-ended as it gets.
Please send submissions to Lohudmets@gmail.com. Pasted into email, no attachments, please. UPDATE: Deadline for submissions is next Sunday, March 24, 11:59 PM EST. There is no minimum or maximum word count, but please, be reasonable. I’m not reading your Jordany Valdespin novel. Probably not reading it. Eh, 50-50 I read it.
Good luck! We had great response to our Nick Evans Essay Contest, so I am confident you all will come up with some spectacular Jordany Valdespin stories.
Remember, this isn’t about accuracy: this is about entertaining. Which is how I like to think Jordany Valdespin approaches baseball, and how Jordany Valdespin approaches life.