(sung to Bye Bye, Birdie)
Bye bye Harvey, we’re gonna miss you so
Bye bye Harvey, you’re at innings plateau
No more fastballs, you’ve put them all away
Dream all winter, of when you’re here to stay
We’ll miss the way you pitch
As though Mets were on top
And though we understand
We wish you’d never stop
Bye bye Harvey, though it’s hard to bear
Bye bye Harvey, last reason to care,
Last reason to care
Last reason to care


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Matt’s listed at 225. Looks 265. Shut him down. No food for remainder of season! And, only carrot juice for off season. Save some for Bay to help the eyesight.