Bay’s magic is gone Dickey’s luck has gone missing As has Wright’s fielding
Speedy Jose seeks homers, won’t run
“Gold glover” David can’t catch (or throw)
16 million dollar man impersonates confused rookie who can’t hit a breaking ball
Centerfielder aims, consistently succeeds in finding dugout when trying to make plays at plate
“Catchers” can’t hit, lead all of majors in passed balls by wide margin
Bullpen better described as cowpen
Met fan calls box office, wants four tickets, asks what time next game starts, is asked “What time can you get here?”
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Speedy Jose seeks homers, won’t run
“Gold glover” David can’t catch (or throw)
16 million dollar man impersonates confused rookie who can’t hit a breaking ball
Centerfielder aims, consistently succeeds in finding dugout when trying to make plays at plate
“Catchers” can’t hit, lead all of majors in passed balls by wide margin
Bullpen better described as cowpen
Met fan calls box office, wants four tickets, asks what time next game starts, is asked “What time can you get here?”