Brian Lawrence was just called into Willie Randolph’s office. GM Omar Minaya and pitching coach Rick Peterson are also in there.
Yipee! Told ya Jeff.
omar: brian please sit down.
brian: oh boy here it comes..
Rick- we’re very proud of you brian
Willie- yes very prowd
Omar- today is your lucky day brian you have been traded to the twins for johan santana. thank you for your hard work
I hope Humber gets the start on Saturday. I know it’s against the Braves, but Humber is a big boy.
“Brian… we’re trading you, Schoeneweis and Mota for a Half-Eaten Roast Beef Sub. There’s avocado and double cheese on it so, don’t worry, you’re helping the team by leaving. They’re gonna keep you on their roster, it’s just that you’re not going to be a starting pitcher anymore. I’m told you’re going to be promoted to Sandwich Artist. Good luck in your future endeavours.”
JK: I’m a little confused…you told me what? LOL
JK: never mind..I read your post to my question in Still Waiting. Thank you!
To Mike C:
but is the “half-eaten sub” toasted?
You are a sick, pathetic humanoid Mike c, not worthy of the air on the planet. I hope Lawrence sends your note back when your job is outsourced to Thailand for 22 cents an hour.
Boys; Treating your players like trash, whether they do good or bad is crossing the line. Please cool it. Pointing out deficiencies is one thing. Writing what was written above about Lawrence, Mota and Schoeneweis is disgraceful behavior.
Mr Delcos, You should discourage it as well.
“Humanoid”... I forget, is that a Blassism or a Heenanism?
With all due respect, Jess, there comes a point where players… even “your” players… underperform to the point where they deserve a little steam blown off in their direction.
Otherwise, you’re just blindly cheering for laundry.
I want the team I root for to win… not for all twenty-five players on that team to have their feelings spared.
Comments are closed