Explaining leaving out Lastings Milledge in my best Maxwell Smart:
“Would you believe just as I was writing that Heather Locklear kissed me on the cheek and I got distracted?’’
Uh .. uh
“Would you believe the Mets think their corners of Moises Alou and Shawn Green are so good that they didn’t need a center fielder?’’
Uh … uh
“Would you believe I was just testing you.’’
Uh … uh.
Well … Sorry about that Chief.